Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Danger: Do Not Microwave

An honest mistake causes my friend, Ben McElroy, to lose his most dearest cat. RIP.

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  2. Once I put my bunnies in the oven to teach them a lesson but I wasn't so retarded to turn it on, it was a simple warning (the meaning was pretty obvious: "Motherfuckers! Stop munching random stuff or i will add some potatoes next to you and switch this baby on!").
    Hey, I'm Italian after all...this is how they teach us to threaten people, right?!?.
    They were biting every single cable and wire they could possibly find in the house...those little furry bastards fucked up my phone charger and my speakers!

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  4. AAARRRRRRR no edit feature in the comments...

    lol lips, you should have let them bite the cables, they would have ended as a delicious crispy treat. Anything cooked conventionally tasted better than microwaved.

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