Tuesday, October 13, 2009

FaceNatas

I bring to you something you've always wanted but didn't know yet: Facebook and NatasBlog on the same web page. Click on this: FaceNatas

You are welcome.

CIN

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  2. Dale Denton: In case you haven't noticed - which you haven't, 'cause from what I can tell, you don't notice anything ever - we are not very functional when we're high.
    Saul: Well, I don't know, man. I think I'm functioning right now. I was, like, stoned when I saved you with those slushies. What do you gotta say to that?

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  3. Red: You don't think I can handle danger?
    Dale Denton: What are you talking about?
    Saul: You can.
    Red: I totally can. And for you to come into my house and not tell secrets because you think you're saving me, well, in reality it just makes you look like a dumbass, cause look at this.
    Red: You see this? You see that? There's no hair under here, bro.
    Dale Denton: What's the significance of that?
    Red: It makes me aerodynamic when I fight. I can take danger.

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  4. Gayle Sweeny: You know what I used to have for breakfast? Cocaine. Know what I had for lunch? Cocaine.
    Wheeler: What did you have for dinner?
    Danny: Was it cocaine?

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  5. Saul: Don't fucking get on my case, all right? Look, only reason I started selling pot is so I could put my bubbeh in a nice retirement home.
    Dale Denton: [sarcastically] Oh, yeah, she must be proud of you for that.
    Saul: She is really proud of me, and I'm gonna become something, man! As soon as she dies, I'm gonna become a civil engineer. I'm gonna design septic tanks for playgrounds. Little kids can take shits! You idiot, what the hell do you do?

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  6. Gayle Sweeny: Well, well, well. If it isn't Mr. Bullshit and Dr. I'm-full-of-shit?
    Wheeler: In what way are we full of shit?
    Danny: Which one of us has the Ph.D?

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  7. Danny: Can I get a large black coffee?
    Barista: A what?
    Danny: Large black coffee.
    Barista: Do you mean a venti?
    Danny: No, I mean a large.
    Barista: Venti is large.
    Danny: No, venti is twenty. Large is large. In fact, tall is large and grande is Spanish for large. Venti is the only one that doesn't mean large. It's also the only one that's Italian. Congratulations, you're stupid in three languages.
    Barista: A venti is a large coffee.
    Danny: Really? Says who? Fellini? Do you accept lira or is it all euros now?

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  8. What a beautiful name... It was my mother's name...

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  9. I DONT KNOW?? WAS IT??........... WAS IT?? LOL

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